So, I went on my first real group ride tonight. I had heard about it at my LBS a couple of weeks ago and decided that I would give it a shot, despite the fact that I am, as the title of this blog suggests, fat and slow. I was kinda torn about it since there was an
FBC ride tonight, but I decided that I didn't feel like riding all the way downtown, drinking a couple of beers then going through the whole chaotic ride to bar number two. I have to work in the morning so I couldn't fully indulge on the
FBC, so it seemed like a good time to miss it. In the future any
FBC ride that falls on a Friday, Saturday or any day before I have a day off from work I will totally be at.
Anyway, this group ride leaves out from Whitworth University (Go Pirates!) which is really close to my house. I got there on time, which is highly unusual for me. I recognized one of the riders from my LBS where I had heard about the ride initially, so I knew I was in the right place. There were two other guys already there, and a coupe of the usual suspects from this ride stopped by to say they weren't riding. In the end it was just the 4 of us. So we headed out in the general direction of a lot of rides I do, but at the bottom of the hill where I usually go straight we took a right. It wasn't long until we hit some (for me) pretty serious climbs. I was told the first 8 miles were pretty much up hill, but it got better than that. Now, I am a big guy (245 pounds) and as such I am not at all built for climbing. Not even a little bit. I quickly got dropped and started hurting. One of the other riders dropped back to hang with me, while I was all granny-geared and wheezing so hard I almost couldn't thank him for coming back for me. It was one of the nicest things on earth. One of the reasons I have never gone on group rides is that I was intimidated. I didn't want to slow it down and have someone get pissed off that I was dragging their workout down. If these guys were upset about me being so slow on the climbs they did an Oscar-worthy job of hiding it.
About the time we got to the top of the last climb we saw that the weather that had been threatening north of us had erupted into a full-on storm, with a headwind that nearly stopped me in my tracks. We decided to bug out and head back. This was the best part of the ride, since what goes up must come down and the only advantage to being a fat guy on a bike is that you can fly down hills with very little effort. The trip back to the intersection at the bottom of all the climbing was FAST. I had taken my bike computer off to input some data into mapmyride.com and had forgotten to put it back on, so I have no idea exactly how fast, but it felt like flying. I wish the pavement would have been a bit smoother, but other than that it was some of the best riding I have ever done. One of the riders had hung back with me and we managed to catch up to the other two pretty easily.
Once we got to the bottom (which is right along the Little Spokane River, one of my favorite places), all that was left was two climbs between me and home. The first is steep and intense, and has always been the hill I use to challenge myself. After the hard climbing I had done earlier I wasn't looking forward to this, but it wasn't that bad. The last climb is longer but less pitched so it is way easier on you. By the time we got to the top of this climb it had started to rain. It felt REALLY good. After that it was a couple of blocks to the starting point of the ride, where I said my good-byes and rode on home. It was a great ride and a great experience. I am glad I went, and glad that it wasn't anything like what I was afraid group rides would be like. I am totally looking forward to next week, and between now and then I am going to ride every hill I can find.
You can check out the route we took
here.